The Future

My mom said I should get a career coach. I balked. I already knew what he would say.

Anyways, there’s no need because I’ve found something better – my horoscope. Yes, it’s slightly problematic that the same predictions apply to everyone born in the same month. And it’s somewhat discouraging that numerous studies have shown that people will believe their horoscope, regardless of if it’s their sign. But, in times of deep despair and turmoil, I need a north star. Every morning I cross my fingers and hope that my daily reading will spell out the answers to my inner angst. It hasn’t happened yet. But, I know it will, at least that’s what my horoscope said.